Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Apailana (Star Wars), Jar Jar Binks, Sio Bibble, Mon Mothma, Bail Organa, Ackbar (Star Wars), Qui-Gon Jinn, Dooku | Darth Tyranus, OCs, The Force (Star Wars), Wilhuff Tarkin
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack, Fix-It, The Force Has a Weird Sense of Humor, Drugs
Six years after the Revenge of the Sith, the Rebel Alliance struggles against the Empire’s growing stranglehold, Darth Sidious schemes to acquire the perfect apprentice and complete the destruction of the Jedi, Darth Vader hates his life, and Obi-Wan Kenobi receives an unexpected visitation that threatens to end his exile.
This is a story about revelation. This is a story about redemption. This is a story about the destiny of the Chosen One, and the friends who help him along the way.
This is also a story about hallucinogenic drugs, suspiciously convenient frogs, and 10,000 adorably cute baby banthas.